More Crappy Ingrish
Crappy Korean English is great especially when practiced by schools that specialize in teaching English as a foreign language.
Entertaining!
even better with a pint of Cass
one of my student’s shirts
Almost as good as my all time favourite, ‘Milky Boy’
Fantastic! Great advice… if you can actually decipher it
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Elwood 5566 
At first I misread your headline as “Creepy English,” but that works too.
Hi Breda. Thanks for your visit. By the way, I liked your list of presents on Chris’ site.
You’ll be pleased to know that the Tom N Toms here in Sydney comes complete with poorly worded English as well. It’s clearly a brand trademark.
Here we refer to ‘bad’ English, especially in advertising, as grocers’ English. Actually, I know a number of students with better written skills than native English speakers of the same age. And I don’t have one English friend can speak a second language even to a basic level.